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Frequently Asked (?) Questions A comprehensive and conclusive, who's-who's and what's-what's of Endometrium. After reading this you'll feel closer to the band.. maybe, even a little violated. Q: What is Endometrium? A: Encarta® World English Dictionary defines endometrium as: the mucous membrane that lines the womb and increases in thickness in the later part of the menstrual cycle. This "Endometrium" is a demented four-piece band.   Q: Who are Endometrium? A: Aliester (verbal abuse), Mastur8 (neck shredding), T.J. (mad squeals) & Gudo the anarchist (keeping the beat). Q: What "type" of band is Endometrium? A:  Endometrium's genre is hard to pin-down; every song twists in-your-face aggression in a new direction. Angry, vulgar, funny and sometimes deranged music; this is definitely not "easy-listening." Q: What bands do Endometrium cite as influences? A: First and foremost the band acknowledges GWAR, and then there's a lot of other stuff too. Q: Where is this band located? A: Endometrium is inconveniently located in the bowels of St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada. Q: I hear bass on the recordings, so why don't they have a bassist? A: After many unfortunate incidents including bassists, Endometrium swore-off them, at least for the time being. The band's live performances aren't any less intense, and on the recordings, Gudo steps-up and fills-in nicely. Q: How can I get Endometrium to play a show? A: If you're serious about contacting Endometrium regarding a show, then e-mail by going to the contact page or clicking here. Q: Can I buy these CDs at Wal-Mart? A: Haha.. no. To get your very own Endometrium album you should contact the band either through the contact page or by clicking here.  Q: Why does this band have to be so offensive? A: Why does blood have to be so hard to wash-out? That's just the way it is. Q: Is that it? It's over? A: Of course not. Endometrium will be explaining their actions (or at least being asked to) for as long as they're breathing. So, check back frequently and see what the band is up to. Got a question you want answered? endometrium_master@yahoo.ca All material protected by copyright. Reproduced with permission.